Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022

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Teachable moment

I mean, you're just saying it because I said it

Hym "No. No fuck-face. I saw a teachable moment. AND WHAT DID WE LEARN? Because I don't know. I'm not the lesson learner here. You sure as hell didn't learn to tell the truth. THAT'S THE LESSON! Lie your ass off... And withhold the truth... So you can pretend to be better then the guy to whom you are lying... That's it. I think we found it."

by Hym Iam May 19, 2024

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dickballs moment

when you realize you fibbled the bag.

Friend: "Bro what happened I thought you guys were dating."
Me: "On god a dickballs moment."

by superbigpenis9000 May 11, 2022

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Davis Moment II

WATER

FAIRY/GEMINI/EFFECT NI-EN001
If Davis Moment is destroyed by battle or card effect, special summon this card in face up attack position.

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ATK/0007 DEF/1800

69420666 1st Edition ©2001 Joe Mama

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interuptmemt moment

That one moment in your life when you keep on trying to say something but every time you try to bring it up, someone at the same time says what they want to say while seemingly interrupting on purpose

Bro I tried to tell you about my Netflix and Chill last night but I had an interuptmemt moment

by ZachoDefinitions July 23, 2016

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