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Malkestik 

Malkestik is An adjective describing something that subtly saps joy, motivation, or optimism from others through persistent and subtle negativity, creating a pervasive sense of dissatisfaction or discontent.
The office environment turned malkestik as the constant complaints and negative attitudes of certain colleagues overshadowed any positive moments or teamwork.
Malkestik by Golden_Dream November 23, 2023
Bruges om en person, der er drænet for energi.
- "Du ser træt ud"
- "Ja, jeg var til eksamen idag. Jeg er helt malket"
malket by backup_shortking December 5, 2023
Someone who is extremely hard to argue with. In the sense that they feel as if they are always right, even if they are proven wrong with facts.
person 1: You need to eat food to grow muscle

Mike G: No
Mike G by Fish171401 December 7, 2023

Mike Wasowski

A sex position where you bring both legs up on top of your head like a contortionist, giving easy access to a great position!
Wow! I tried the Mike Wasowski last night with Zoe and I've never finished faster!
Mike Wasowski by thebean. December 7, 2023

Mike Smith 

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.
Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?
Mike Smith by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023

Mike OxTie-Knee 

A way to trick people into saying "my cock's tiny"
puts contact name as "Mike OxTie-Knee"

phone rings
Phone's TTS voice: Incoming call from Mike OxTie-Knee.
Mike OxTie-Knee by ComputerLover December 23, 2023