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A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.

As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.

This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.

status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN

1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women

1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status

king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN

1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:

1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.

"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
by Jessska August 18, 2014
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hayden king

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a sexy ass guy that you love
He's my hayden king !
by kinger.98 August 10, 2016
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Ce King HighSchool

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One of the worst High school's in Houston Its filled with people who wear black air forces and there is people who don understand the contextual Foundation of jokes.
Ce King HighSchool is a poor school.

Wish i did have to come here
by Whooshes October 3, 2019
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A song from the 2013 album "The Mountain" by British progressive metal band Haken.
The song is the most popular song in their discography and is considered by many to be their best.
"The Cockroach King sits on his throne, with a Midas Touch and a heart of stone."
by Pastek December 11, 2019
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To submit to someone; to please someone when you want something from him/her

This was originally a gesture of submission in ancient Ireland. (Yes, literally sucking a king's nipples.)
Person A: Wow, Larry sure is giving his professor a hard time with the C he gave him on his final. I heard he's been calling him non-stop every day.

Person B: What? It's already been a month since our grades came out! It's time to start sucking the king's nipples.
by YourTypicalRedditor2010 July 4, 2010
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Reverse Rodney King

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When a white male is beaten by a group of all black Police Officers
Did you hear Mike got his ass handed to him by a group of all black Police Officers? I guess he was hanging out with a known heroin dealer in Calumet City and got straight up reverse Rodney Kinged!
by Chris Ingram April 1, 2015
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When you are such a badass at your profession that you "mic drop" all of the dumb fuck managers and pussy ass industrial bomb making, scratch n sniff engineers. Strapped with a .357 you don't ask questions or take names, just drop ninjas on the lawn off of your Cub Cadet.
I.T.: we need you to stay over and fix this drying tunnel, it's not communicating.
MFKCK: Go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself. Better yet, go blow your dad faggot. I'm the Mother Fucking Kike Cunt King bitch! ( mic drop).
by Zach Hammer August 8, 2019
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