i ready 

a torture device made by teachers so kids will kermit sewer slide and fill a class with depresion

i ready is very evil

i ready by pugman 24 February 15, 2022

i feel blue 

I'm sad

Hi how are you feeling?
I feel blue!

i feel blue by Salahmiro February 18, 2022

i got too much swagger for the dagger 

If ur about to get stabbed just say “I got too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave you alone

Example from danganronpa
Sayaka: I got too much swagger for the dagger
11037: oh shit sorry bae

i got too much swagger for the dagger by xX Kokichi Ouma Xx February 23, 2022

I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

I will shit your pants by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

I-Ready 

Literally the same definition as hell, torture, racism, heaven in opposite , you have no friends, suicide, death.

if you use this site then you want to swear 10x more, be racist 10x more, commit suicide 100x more, and throw ur chair across the room even more then you ever

whole class doing i-ready:
student a: shoots him self
teacher a: that kid just shot him self!?!?!? why would he do that...
student b: hmmm i wonder why.

I-Ready by stevelentlytrolled April 12, 2022

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out 

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

I-Ready 

A website that disguises itself as an education website, but is, in reality, actual hell, but compacted into a website. The best way to explain this is with an advertisement.

I-Ready Advertisment Spokesman "DO YOU ABSOLUTELY, WITH EVERY FIBER OF YOUR FUCKING BEING HATE CHILDREN AND WANT THEIR VIEW OF KNOWLEDGE AND EDUCATION TO TURN SOUR AS THEIR MIND SUCCUMBS TO THE HELLISH HORROR OF YOU'RE POWER OVER THEM DO TO THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE THEIR PARENTS? Then boy, do we have the website for you!

I-Ready by DJpendulousPP July 24, 2022