Hairy Gumbers

Alternative reference for 'testicles and scrotum', most often mentioned after a man gets out of a long, hot, steamy shower. After extended exposure to high heat and humidity the ball sac gets loose, resembling chewed bubble gum that has been stretched out and covered in pubes.

After his time in the sauna, Larry's hairy gumbers were slapping the inside of his knees.

by the_fatrix69 July 10, 2010

Hairy Gremlin

1. Accidentally putting your hairy big toe in another guys butthole, therefore getting a little poop under the nail. It is only a Hairy Gremlin if the toe is hairy, otherwise it would be the Hairless Gremlin.

While Nigel and I were mountain biking, he went off a jump and accidentally gave me a Hairy Gremlin. His toe smelled like beef stew for 3 weeks.

by Paulo "The Drip" Laccastria November 8, 2006

Harrypottersexual

This means you are deeply attractive to Harry Potter character.

Someone:Hey why don’t you date anyone?
Me:oh I’m harrypottersexual.

by anonymous December 29, 2020

hairy gates

Scientifically speaking, the labia majora. Also known as meat curtains.

Man, it took so long to get her panties off, I never thought I'd get through the hairy gates.

by Danny Seven November 10, 2004

Hairy Mexican Ortiz

A variant on menage a trois in which two older women simultaneously use their large pubic mounds to pleasure an old man.

Their Hairy Mexican Ortiz came to bitter end when Janet and Diane's pubic mounds became hopelessly entangled with the old man's scrotal ring.

James demanded a Hairy Mexican Ortiz from the two village brujas.

by littlebabypants August 13, 2010

the hairy bird

1) Like Wow, This is bad.

2) An awesomely awesome movie set in the 60s. Inventor of increadible sayings such as "None of your flopsy bunnies" and "up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush".

3) a bird that is hairy (Oh, like you couldn't figue that one out yourself!)

Example 1#

Sally: Have you seen The Hairy Bird?
Jane: Up your ziggy with a wa-wa brush!

Example 2#

This really eats the hairy bird.

by Annariia March 15, 2008

Harrypottersexual

When you are only attracted to men from Harry Potter especially Fred Weasley or Draco Malfoy

Boy: “hey want to go out?”
Girl: “ no sorry I am harrypottersexual”

*hair flip as she walks away*

by Supershark5 December 30, 2020