Naked Facebook Status 

One of those statuses that has been neither Liked, nor commented on. This type of status usually lingers awkwardly for a hot minute, 'til the poster gives up on it.

Jim-Bob: "Did you see my Naked Facebook Status yesterday?"

Joe-Bob: "Yeah, man, I thought about Liking it for a brief moment, but I didn't want to be the only one."

Naked Facebook Status by glennettbennett November 24, 2011

Face to Facebook 

Face to Facebook is when you don't have time to call or get together in person with friends or business contacts, but you still want them to feel special, so you write on their wall.

Hey no big deal. I wish I had time for a face to face meeting too but I am so slammed that I can't make it until late next week. We can Face to Facebook until our lives calm down a bit. If you need immediate attention, you can always go primitive and I'll pick up.

Face to Facebook by pinball queen September 7, 2009

did a facebook 

To "improve your site" but really make it worse and harder to use like facebook does often

Tom: Dude youtube totally did a facebook
Jerry: What do you mean?
Tom: They moved everything around and added all these useless buttons
Jerry: Aw man you're right I can't find anything anymore

did a facebook by Flyingwithdice March 31, 2010

FFF(Facebook Friends Forever) 

Like BFF's(Best Friends Forever)but only communicate daily via FACEBOOK,without seeing each other at all!

Me and Akira live in different cities but chat everyday and know each others status as we're FFF(Facebook Friends Forever)

FFF(Facebook Friends Forever) by Vodka Milk April 9, 2009

The Facebook Grenade 

Verb - To convince friends to come over to your computer while looking up old classmates on Facebook. Then you leave a grenade. After leaving a "grenade" also known as deadly fart, your friends start throwing up everywhere

I was on Facebook after drinking and smoking looking up Angelo Portale while shitting my pants, I left The Facebook Grenade behind, I called my friends over and when they dashed over, (comma) they inhaled through their nose my noxious gas I left lingering in the air.

The Facebook Grenade by John Amsterdam December 27, 2009

Super Serious Facebook Commentor 

Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down

Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol

Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah

Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!

Super Serious Facebook Commentor by Shizzy1980 February 22, 2011

Googling Facebook 

This is the act of filling bucket with jizz, piss, vinegar, blood, shit, and purple kool-aid. You then take the bucket and splash in your sexual partners face.

This act is upgraded by yelling "Nigga, you a Nigger" during the splashing of the bucket's jizz mixture.

When we get home I'm gonna google your facebook SO hard.

Those lovebirds are probably googling facebook as we speak.

Googling Facebook by MC Chocohol August 12, 2009