bug-eyed mutt bird 

Wedge-tailed Shearwater (Mutton Bird) located at Heron Island, Australia

hey man did you see that bug-eyed mutt bird over there?

bug-eyed mutt bird by so_bugeyed March 17, 2025

birth by anal bird explosion 

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

birth by anal bird explosion by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

African Ceiling Bird by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

Flipping the bird 

When someone is Flipping the bird on you it means they hate you and they want you to die.

Chad was flipping the bird at Ada, Ada was confused and thought it was a sexual gesture, Chad explained that it did not mean that, and what it meant was that he hated her and he wanted her to die, and for her to get a life.

Flipping the bird by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025

African Ceiling Bird

The "african ceiling bird" is a bird type that lives in every african household, if you don't feed it propperly it will shout every few seconds for food.

I heard Jamal hasn't fed his African Ceiling Bird so its an annoyance to listen go on voice chat with him.

African Ceiling Bird by Laventer August 30, 2025

bash the butcher bird 

A euphemism for female masturbation. The male equivalent would be choking the chicken.

Sue was so excited she stopped work to go bash the butcher bird.

bash the butcher bird by Jocky210 September 1, 2025

im the biggest bird

im the biggest bird

Yo, im the biggest bird

im the biggest bird by malcuber October 18, 2025