1. An individual from the continent of the americas
2. A term of nationality for a United States citizen, a nation who's population approximates 70% of western europe. Certain states within said nation are larger and more densly populated than many countries within Western Europe, which makes travel within and particularly outside of the nation monetarily prohibative for approximately 50% of the population. For that percentage, governmental working standards do not provide paid holiday remotely simiar to world standards (10 days per year.) These conditions prohibit experience outside of a limited sphere and therefore perpetuate ignorance and indifference. This results in the unfortunate election and re-election of a system who maintains these standards in the name of 'patriotism' and 'freedom;' whilst never really providing either iconic ideal. This group maintains psychological function by instituting self-protecting biases of uniqueness and self importance to maintain integrity, and anything that threatens it is fiercly defended against, furthering the vicious circle. Perhaps after witnessing certain evidential and undeniable mistakes of their chosen system of rule, the population will over time begin to realize that the government is providing more regulations than freedoms and will moderate their opinions accordingly. With the passage of time, perhaps these citizens can accept, and be accepted to a place among the world's great nations, rather than claiming their right as the 'best.'
2. A term of nationality for a United States citizen, a nation who's population approximates 70% of western europe. Certain states within said nation are larger and more densly populated than many countries within Western Europe, which makes travel within and particularly outside of the nation monetarily prohibative for approximately 50% of the population. For that percentage, governmental working standards do not provide paid holiday remotely simiar to world standards (10 days per year.) These conditions prohibit experience outside of a limited sphere and therefore perpetuate ignorance and indifference. This results in the unfortunate election and re-election of a system who maintains these standards in the name of 'patriotism' and 'freedom;' whilst never really providing either iconic ideal. This group maintains psychological function by instituting self-protecting biases of uniqueness and self importance to maintain integrity, and anything that threatens it is fiercly defended against, furthering the vicious circle. Perhaps after witnessing certain evidential and undeniable mistakes of their chosen system of rule, the population will over time begin to realize that the government is providing more regulations than freedoms and will moderate their opinions accordingly. With the passage of time, perhaps these citizens can accept, and be accepted to a place among the world's great nations, rather than claiming their right as the 'best.'
I am an american (from the south, no less) and I'm proud of my diverse and world aware 50%. I don't believe the US is the best country in the world, however, I don't believe the rest of the world has the right to take the piss on 'americans' for choices half of us didn't make and don't agree with, especially when their understanding is limited and often misinformed.
by Erin82 December 28, 2005
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Beats Canada's fat ass
Land that invented football (not gay futball), basketball, baseball, apple pie, the telephone, the lightbulb, the oven, electricity, space travel, kicking ass in every war but one (the Vietnam war), kicking Canada's ass in the war of 1812, being famous for the large amount of big dongs sizes, has jelly belly jelly beans, beat the canadians and the germans at beerfest, has the best language ever, has the most missles, has balls unlike Canada that sits out of every war but one, reese's peanut butter cups, snickers, 3 musketeers, milkyway, smarties(no chocolate), M and Ms, Kimbo, Rambo, Chuck Norris, pro wrestling, man on woman sex (unlike Canada), Bruce Willis, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones,and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
Beats Canada's fat ass
Land that invented football (not gay futball), basketball, baseball, apple pie, the telephone, the lightbulb, the oven, electricity, space travel, kicking ass in every war but one (the Vietnam war), kicking Canada's ass in the war of 1812, being famous for the large amount of big dongs sizes, has jelly belly jelly beans, beat the canadians and the germans at beerfest, has the best language ever, has the most missles, has balls unlike Canada that sits out of every war but one, reese's peanut butter cups, snickers, 3 musketeers, milkyway, smarties(no chocolate), M and Ms, Kimbo, Rambo, Chuck Norris, pro wrestling, man on woman sex (unlike Canada), Bruce Willis, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones,and STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
by Canada sucks my ball sac January 28, 2008
Get the America mug.A Group of extreme right-wingers. Organization that hates gays and lesbians, atheists, and other such groups of people that "don't follow morals". Hide behind their oath and law for the justfaction of all of their hate. Basically the ROTC for middle and high school kids who just don't want to join ROTC cuz they feel it is too militaryisk while BSA is getting there. Kick scoutmasters out for being openly gay and take the rank of eagle scout back from kids who have already recived it because they are atheists.
O my fucking god I can't believe that I am a member of an organization that has believes so diferent from mine and bares a distint resemblance to the Republican party. What was I thinking when I joined was I stoned
by chimpdude December 23, 2004
Get the Boy Scouts of America mug.A girl who strongly values independence and equality. Can often be loud and obnoxious, but at the same very sweet. Easily recognized by it's specific fashion sense which involves wearing UGGs, sweat pants and heavy make up.
by Just.me. January 26, 2015
Get the american girl mug.Americanisms are ridiculous mispellings and mispronunciations of the beautiful English language by the yanks. This often involves missing vitally important letters from such words as 'herbs' (in American ' 'erbs'); maths ('math'); through (thru) and bizzarre pronunciations of words such as basil ('baysill'); mirror ('meeyor')and aluminium (alloominum). We invented it, albeit it with a little help from Ancient Romans, Celts and French so stop messing around with it!
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Billy-Jo-Bob: Yo whassap dude, yo mama got any 'erbs?
Mary-Jane-Sue: Yeah, they're in the trunk behind the alloominum foil and math books. Be careful of my sweat pants and sneakers.
Billy-Jo-Bob: Yo whassap dude, yo mama got any 'erbs?
Mary-Jane-Sue: Yeah, they're in the trunk behind the alloominum foil and math books. Be careful of my sweat pants and sneakers.
by Thingymibob March 21, 2007
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Alternatively, what I shall call a small part of Ukraine that I shall conquer and build upon. Lets see the richest country in the world fit into an area smaller than Japan...
Alternatively, what I shall call a small part of Ukraine that I shall conquer and build upon. Lets see the richest country in the world fit into an area smaller than Japan...
by The Umber June 4, 2005
Get the Americaland mug.Please, everyone stop your unjustified hatred for the United States of America and its people for a second, and allow me to explain the fundamental differences between George Bush and the American people. America has its share of hicks, intolerant white preachers, and douschie wasteful teenagers, but it also is home to great thinkers, scientists, and good people. People who are normal and kind are not shown by the media, because they're boring. The reason that America has been blemished so is because ironically, although you yell at us for not having proper media, you all succumb to the same ploy that many Americans do. You see the cult leaders and the White supremacists, and you say, "Damn, America sucks." You yell at as, and you curse us incessantly, but you all are forgetting your own countries' histories. England--were you not a imperialistic and brutal nation as well? And did you also do much worse things than being fat or ignorant? Yes, you did. You butchered Irish, fought the French in a long war that caused the suffering of many people in unneccessary wars, and you imposed your will on many smaller nations. France--Napoleon ravaged Europe, you held a brutal revolution that caused endless suffering in your nation, and to be honest, a lot of you are pompous brats. Germany--HEIL HITLER Belgium--remember the Congo? Spain--Crusades, holy inquisitions, AZTECS, etcetera. I could tarnish every single nation, but the fact of the matter is, America is not perfect. Yes, we have our faults, and yes, we have done many stupid things. But every nation is not perfect, and we have done many things that are indefinitely good for the world, whether you all like it or not. I am not saying that America is better, but I am saying that it is equal. Don't take everything at face value, and next time you see an American, don't spit on him/her, because remember, whatever blame you place on America is applicable to your native country as well.
by chickenwingdinger123 June 29, 2009
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