When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.
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by WeebBDAndDankDudeUF April 18, 2018
Get the american paintjob mug.-Formal~ An idiot, usually mispronouncing words of the English language.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.
by This guy man... June 25, 2025
Get the American mug.A bunch of people bought a high school and decided to start a channel on YouTube, maybe TikTok and Reels idk, where they film short-form content about school in it. The owners are Hyde Healy, Aidan Micho, Julia Dicesare, Grace Reiter, and Ryan Micho. Everyone else is apparently too insignificant to be on the channel banner, although most 12-year-old girls go through a phase where they have a crush on Aidan Micho.
"wtf I started watching American High and now all that's in my feed are edits of Hyde Healy"
"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"
"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"
by someone malignant March 26, 2025
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“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!
by wildanimaleater April 16, 2023
Get the American dysphoria mug.I have met somebody known as the American pop singer today, and she used to wear bows!
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
Who?
Not gonna tell you…
by thecharacterwannie May 30, 2023
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