A list of myspace people you keep on your friends list solely to avoid confrontation, you'd rather delete this hatelist but they still manage to come up on your page now and again. The opposite of Tom's top 8 application
"I totally thought you hated Kat?"
"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"
"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"
"Well, shes really ugly and annoying but i wanna screw her friend"
"Ohhh, keeping her on the top hate"
by Mr. Mean May 22, 2009
Get the Top Hatemug. by n1qq4s May 7, 2017
Get the Drop Top Minivanmug. Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs
by OfficialRN July 15, 2024
Get the Top goonmug. 
Get the Topmug. Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
Get the Chocolate Top Hatmug. by Loverditgdi December 29, 2019
Get the Top dogmug. A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.
Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman
We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved
by crudmonkey December 27, 2023
Get the The jew at the topmug.