shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.

Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.

by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

shit martini

Noun(1);A martini made with shit instead of Vodka. Made popular by the skanks in the 'two girls one cup' video.

Noun(2);being forced to admit failure despite trying your best is known as having to 'drink a shit martini'.

(1)Lesbian A:That 'two girls one cup' video was so fucking hot. Let's mix us up a nice shit martini.
Lesbian B:I likee, I likee

(2)Man A:I really tried all year to get that promotion, I even let the boss skull fuck me, but I still didn't get it.
Man:Yeah well, enjoy your shit martini you fucking furfag!

by Kronen V May 7, 2010

Pollishing shit

To attempt to improve something that is really shit.

Guy 1: Dude, if you change the last chord of the bar into an arpeggio, then it will sound soo much better.

Guy 2: Dude the song is crap! Doing that would be like pollishing shit!

by _Jebus_ May 9, 2009

shit puller

one who tend to cause havoc, or is known to pull 'shit'

"That guy is the biggest shit puller I have ever met."

by Chad Merwin April 20, 2007

shit-skip

The way you walk/run when you have to shit realy bad.
Shit interchangeble with piss

1: Dude, I had to shit-skip all the way up the stairs at school the other day!
2: Hey Paul, look at that guy piss-skipping down the street!

by SlappyX November 8, 2007

shit tossed

getting extremely intoxicated by means of consuming large amounts of alcohol and getting really rowdy

Hey BAM when we get done with this we have to get mad shit tossed.

by MRPW May 16, 2008

incase shit

this is more like insurance. some money paid for insurance

Daughter: Daddy you havent taken me shopping in a while.
Daddy: Well yea, it is because iam saving some incase shit money

by Mulele August 24, 2008