jerk job january

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018

rim job

Dan Cornish got a rim job from his cat

Dan bends over and his cat likes his buns

by John Black May 29, 2004

naruto blow job

A naruto themed blowjob is actually not even a blowjob.

It's you imagining getting one, but you "Believe It!"

Yo man, did she give you a Naruto blow job?
You better believe it.

by Leeroyyyy April 11, 2017

Steve Jobs heaven

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.

Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.

by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010

blow job on the rocks

The act of administering fellatio with an ice cube in one's mouth.

Sally gave me an awesome blow job on the rocks.

by sala January 17, 2003

Barnsley blow job

During sexual congress in the "missionary position", when the lady "drops a gut" with sufficient gusto to blast her suitor's balls up his arsehole.

Rebecca was always going to deliver a Barnsley blow job in revenge for the night when I used her new white designer dress to muffle a fart, after enjoying a one-on-one romp.
The fart was a controlled blockbuster, but the sad proof of the detonation was clear for all to see when the next morning she strode proudly out of my apartment onto the
street, where the neighbours had a good laugh at all the shit up the back of her dress.

by bromp May 10, 2008

blow job ninja

someone who freely gives blowjobs to their man to help increase the peace of their home and ultimately the world at large. utilizing mastery of speed and skill and often striking by suprise, the blowjob ninja may strike early in the morning, late at night, or in a parking garage if the mood is right.

shena snuck up on me like a blow job ninja, and damn my dick is still smiling!

by steve-q December 26, 2012