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confusion 

Confusion: a state where people around you are like "wtf is he doing?"
I'm so confused, why is he running in circles. Happens a lot in among us when you wonder what that person is doing. Confusion is weird sometimes.
confusion by somebody-nobodyy December 22, 2020

Confidential Dobey 

A person who informs you a situation happened, but will not go into detail due to fear of losing their job and frequently states “it’s an ongoing investigation”. Also hates anyone of darker complexion than himself.

Intentionally trains new dispatchers to be shitty to make theirselves look better.
Guy: Hey, what happened with that case you told us about earlier?
Dispatcher: Can’t talk about it. It’s under investigation.

Guy:Quit being a Confidential DOBEY!
Confidential Dobey by Gabatronix December 22, 2020

Confuxed 

I cant think of an example right now, my brain feels confuxed.com
Confuxed by Loztivo January 14, 2021

Confuckingvenient 

Something that fits well into one person’s situation but completely fucks another person right in the asshole.
"Oh so you forgot to tell me you invited all of your boyfriends to our house for cocktails tonight? How confuckingvenient.'
Confuckingvenient by kalindgr January 15, 2021

confectionery 

Confectionery is the art of making confections, which are food items that are rich in sugar and carbohydrates.
Sugar in chocolate and other forms of confectionery is one of the major causes of tooth decay

crusty be like "I'll take you to the candy shop"
confectionery by sal1 January 16, 2021

Confuzzled 

im so confuzzled lol