Word to your jeep, brah

People use this saying to protect their friend when they are about to get into a fight with a drunk Jeep driving homie.
The saying is used mainly in Miami where most of the Jeep driving porn homies tend to spend the majority of their lives.

Travis: Sunset's sick bro
Daveo: Fuckin' oath lad. It looks like a painting drew my god.
Travis: SighThat ghetto bitch is calling me again.
Nicholas: Imagine how bad it would be going to a barmitzvah under-dressed.

*phone rings*

Daveo: Sup Greg lad?
Gregory: Dude, some cunt parked in front of your house and i cant drive past piece of shit.
Daveo: Aww fuck, i bet its Nate's car. He's my neighbour. The dude is a porn homie.
Gregory: Well, tell the cunt to fuck his car off.
Daveo: Yeah ok ok settle down you sick cunt.

*Walks to Nate's house*

Daveo: Oi, Nate ya Cunt! Move your fucking jeep.
Nate: Go fuck a rat.
Dylan: Shit Trav, Daveo is going to get bashed by a porn homie. Do something.
Travis: Yelling to Nate Word to your jeep, brah

Word to your jeep, brah by The Teach October 30, 2008

word whore 

someone who likes to talk dirty and gets pleasure from it

emra: i want you right here so bad
alec: yh all night babes you make me hard, how about i get off this pc nd come round to yrs
emra: no thanks babe im a word whore its the words i love oh yesss

word whore by Tim_Summers April 28, 2007

word patent 

When person 1 uses a word so often that they get offended when person 2 uses it.

person 1: what a sweet movie
person 2: i know, it was the killz
person 1: dude, i have a word patent on 'the killz'
person 2: *stares in frustration at person 1's stupidity*

word patent by bbqturtle December 16, 2007

word malpunction 

When you think you've written a clever or funny pun on-line but:

a) it goes over like a lead balloon because it wasn't funny to begin with, or

b) the intended audience didn't "get it" or misconstrues the pun as something else so hackles rise, a flame war ensues, testosterone levels soar, war breaks out, nations topple, and the Earth is left a vast, barren, charred cinder with melted Anita Bryant CDs lying all over the place.

"Hey, Bob--I didn't know you were such a racist!"
"WTF?!! FYATHYRIO!"
"Whoa, doood--you know, racing motorcycles and cars. Racer. Racist. Get it?
"Oh. Well...FY, anyway."

(That is a case of a word malpunction (or just malpunction.))

word malpunction by A21stCenturyMan November 7, 2009

Word-maker-upper 

A person who makes up words.

Extensive training needed over a period of many years/lifetime.

Careers can begin early among the extremely young who are naturally adept at Word-maker-uppery or Word-maker-upping.

Career opportunities limited but with the advent of technical advancements such the interweb and Urban Dictionary, outlets now abound.

"Manny, where are my lallies?" - excellent recent example by four year old Word-maker-upper. Translates as "Granny, where are my sun-glasses?"

"Put your doofer on the knicker-jar" - recent complex example from confused mother; translates as "put your shirt on the clothes airer..."

Word-maker-upper by Knicker-jar March 10, 2010

Word Rape 

When someone yells nonstop at someone else, making them feel vulnerable, as if in rape.

Did John get fired?
No, just word raped by the boss.

Word Rape by DefiningJusticeFromAssholes March 14, 2017

Word Da Mommy 

Word Da Mommy is another saying for "on my mother"

Joshua: Yoo you wack as hell and that's word da mommy

Word Da Mommy by TayBoogieWitDaHoodie October 21, 2018