two-per

When your iPhone is on 2% and you know it'll die if you don't get to a charger within a few seconds.

Josh - Dude, why didn't you text me when you got here?
Dan - Sorry, bro. My phone pulled a two-per.

by anythongyouwant April 30, 2015

two potato

two dicks

"i want two potato"

"one potato, two potato, three potato, four.
five potato, six potato, seven potato, more!"

by twopot8o September 12, 2016

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

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I Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Ate Myself At Two Weeks Old I

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.

"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"

by heyitzaj July 5, 2016

Two handed man mambo

The strange dance popularized by Donald Trump when he was running for president the second time, simulating masturbating two other males, one on the left of him and the other to the right.

I was out with my gay friends in south beach and couldn't believe there was a guy doing the two handed man mambo!

by sarcastic potatoe December 12, 2024

new every two

A pattern or history of short term relationships normally lasting less than two years.

Hey man, ya boy and ol' girl ain't kickin' it no more...guess he's up for his "new every two"...

by skyeyeimages January 2, 2011