I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t 

...and I have the balls.

Said as "I am Dave EXCLAMATION MARK yognau(gh)t!"

The call of greeting between multiple yognau(gh)ts whenever they meet.

First used in YoGPoD 32: I am Michael McDonald and I Listen to the YoGPoD All Day. It was a saying taken from a fan-letter by "Nick Fuckface" from Australia describing his encounters with a shaken soda can which created a singularity. Simon/Honeydew approved of this saying and encouraged Yognau(gh)ts to use as a greeting. It stuck with the fanbase.

Yognaut: "I am DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T!"
Yognaught: "...and I have the balls!"
Yognaut: "Eiffel tower."

I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t by PKFifer November 20, 2011

you ain't never lie 

usually agreeing with someone's statement who is being honest or expressing guilt.

Tone:"Damn, my breath is stankin'"

Pete:"Man, you ain't never lie"

you ain't never lie by Watson41side March 24, 2009

I ain't gettin' on no plane

Catchphrase by the ever polite BA Baracus (Mr T). Due to a fear of flying, he was always reluctant to fly.

BA Baracus: "I ain't gettin' on no plane, Hannibal"

Hannibal: "We're not flying anywhere."

BA Baracus: "If he be flyin', we be dyin;"

Hannibal: "Drink your milk, BA."

I ain't gettin' on no plane by GrouchoMarxist22 April 12, 2007

I know you ain't talking 

When someone is trying to roast you but he did something lamer than you.

-DAMN, your haircut is so ugly!
-BITCH! I know you ain't talking with that shitty ass fade.

I know you ain't talking by magicthanos March 22, 2021

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe 

What a frustrated crime monkey blurts out after he punches a standing rib roast at Cub Foods.

$14.99 a poun'? Thud..Thud..Smack...Slap.. ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe.

ain't gonna pay dat for the moefoe by running out of patience January 19, 2008

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin 

How men in general, most times black guys explain how they are only attracted to white girls. This phrase hurts and is dread by women of color.

Black girl/latina : hey, you want to go on a date?

Jayden/Jamal/Jake/Edgar/wong : h*ll nah, you ain't snow, if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin. You tripping.

if it ain't snowin, i ain't goin by Tobacco_boy October 13, 2022

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up 

a catchphrase from some old 80's tv commercial for LifeAlert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it

old hag -"Help, I've fallen, and I can't get up!"

mustachioed dispatcher- "We're sending help right away!"

tv shows ambulance racing down street

help, i've fallen, and i can't get up by flkjhfkjh November 10, 2007