Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines

"I love pants pipeng washington"

Abraham Lincoln

by Account unknown April 19, 2023

puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

Naiaiaice Pants

Best pick up line ever.

Man: Naiaiaice Pants!
Woman: Marry me!

by Mcclussy January 5, 2017

Yoga pants politics

When a company is so focused on work culture you can’t figure out what they actually sell

I don’t need your yoga pants politics
-Chris Rock

by Bxexnx March 5, 2023

poop pants no diaper

funny???????

poop pants no diaper is funny????????????

by Zecter April 6, 2021

Candy pants

Someone snobby and self centred, who thinks that they’re better than anyone else.

Person 1 : “Do you know John?”
Person 2: “Yeah… he’s such a candy pants!”

by ronmark1 May 11, 2022

word pants

When you say the same phrase often but then decide that you need a new phrase, you have changed your word pants... finally.

I'm trying on some new word pants. All of dem.

by okaywhatyeah June 1, 2022