Ozark Mountain Diamonds

Meth.

John-Luke: Hey Bobby let's go to Table Rock Lake and cook up some good ol' Ozark Mountain Diamonds!

Bobby: I can't tonight, I gotta go to my brother's trailer have sex with every female in my immediate family.

John-Luke: Well gosh dammit.

by tehannihilator September 6, 2015

canadian mounted police

In Montreal, a jailhouse orgy in which men with names like Jacques, Claude, or Pierre handcuff an unwitting American and donkey punch him repeatedly.

Poor Scott, misunderstood the québécois and wound up on the bottom of the Canadian mounted police.

by KimmyGold November 9, 2015

Snowy mountains

Sniffing cocain off a females titts.

My girl let's me do snowy mountains off of her titts.

by El que la caca te saca July 30, 2016

jagged mountain

Narrowly cut circumcision or botched cut

He has such a jagged mountain

by Funkygoalie December 16, 2016

Rocky mountain Tumbler

Prior to going clubbing you shove at minimum four ice cubes up your ass in order to stay cool while dancing.

Tom was able to dance for hours and hours on New Year's eve because he pulled off a successful rocky mountain Tumbler.

by Twansolo96 January 1, 2017

Rocky Mountain Mudslide

When you fuck a girl from behind in the vagina and she shits on your dick.

I fucked my girl last night and she gave me a Rocky Mountain Mudslide.

by Hasaakii March 17, 2017

rocky mountain fisting

Fisting ya main hoe while wearin a large amount of rings.

Damn bitch, we was Rocky mountain fisting all night long.

by Bob 696969 May 30, 2017