Your mom

A. the person who raised you

B. The person who left you on the door step of the orphanage

C. My drug dealer

D. The most clevor come back of all time...(sarcasm)

Can you ask your mom if she has my cocaine that I need to buy

Your mom by The old lady at the orphanage February 10, 2014

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your mom

A comeback that makes absolutely no sense at all. Often used by people who are about to get proven wrong and don't want to look like a complete idiot. Sometimes even used for literally no reason at all.

idiot: Why would Disney cancel Adventure Time?!
intelligent dude: First off, it isn't cancelled. Second, Adventure Time is on Cartoon Network.
idiot: YOURMOM IS ON CARTOON NETWORK!!!!!!!!!SFDJVHOAWI

guy 1: Hey man, how's it going?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Uh, what?
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, shut up.
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1: Dude, quit it!
guy 2: Your mom.
guy 1 : I AM GOING TO SNAP YOUR NECK!!
guy 2: Your mom.

your mom by bizzenboom April 28, 2014

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Summer Mom jitters

The feeling a mom gets, as summer vacation approaches and her children are soon out of school.

I've got a major case of the, Summer Mom jitters! WHAT will I do, to entertain my kids, all summer?!

Summer Mom jitters by Tiffany Happy Days June 27, 2014

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breakfast mom

It's when you are drunk in bed in the morn and you be all like - I NEED BREAKFAST BUT MY FACE IS DRUNK AS FUCK. You pine for a mother figure who doesn't exist and you begin to question the path you've taken in life.

Yes, this is steve. No, I've got a breakfast mom going on, sorry.

breakfast mom by maxkappe October 2, 2014