Blumber jack

A blumber jack is variant of a blumpkin that involves covering your genitals with Vermont maple syrup and putting a flannel blindfold on your partner. Willing recipients can be found at Walmart or in the popeyes bathroom!

She got some syrup at the store guess I'm getting a blumber jack tonight bro

by Shammalammadingdong666 November 17, 2018

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jack the stripper

Jack the stripper was an 18th-century living man who was the first to call himself a trans gender. Therefore, the word trans gender comes from him because we always think of women as man first when we think of genders, and therefore it is the trans because jack the stripper was first a man and became a woman afterwards.

A: Did u heard about jack the stripper ?
B: No.
A: He was the first trans gender and is also the namesake of it.

by dick nick November 22, 2018

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jack eva

A sporty, shy, and trustworthy guy. He usually gets mad at girls because they make him rage but some of them are his best friends. He’ll do anything for his friends even if it means hurting himself. If you make him mad good luck surviving. He has the warmest eyes and the best smile. If your his friend your one lucky person and never let him go.

Did you see that jack Eva he’s so cute.

by Hey how r u December 10, 2018

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Jack Ziade

Jack Ziade is the name given to extremely attractive male who is so nice and EXTREMELY funny!!

"OMG that MUST be Jack Ziade, he is so funny and sexy." - Attractive models (Kendall Jenner + Patrick Harms)

by Jack Ziade October 17, 2018

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Jack Bolton

Jack Bolton is a daft cunt who has the body of a worm. Maggie is dead. Bessies dead. Roy and Liz argue. Sams gay. Dylans bent. Your dogs gone. Fishy. Trout face. Mattys fit. Fliss is not. xxx.

Jack Bolton has a dead dog

by Matty Liddle November 7, 2018

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