goofy pants

(adj) a slang term for homosexual
by zbob December 23, 2003
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Banana Pants

Banana pants refers to a state of craziness or confusion. Figuratively, it's like if you were wearing pants that held your ankles together and you could not take a step. Like if both legs of the pants were together, the shape of a single banana.
When I was hungry, I thought about ordering a sandwich. But I could not eat the carbs in the bread; or should I get only sprouted, whole grain; but, no, what if I have a gluten sensitivity? I was totally banana pants and decided not to eat anything until later when I ate the whole, extra-large pizza in one sitting.
by cspvln January 3, 2017
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Sexy pants

Pants that make your ass cheeks look fly
Guy: Ouugh thicky Nicky those sexy pants are making you thiqqq
by Funnygirlincanada April 1, 2019
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Jacket Pants

The equivalent of a track suit, wind suit, or warmups by someone who thinks they know what they’re talking about.
You know what I’m referring to! The jacket pants that were in fashion during the 80’s! No, I have no clue what you are referencing.
by JacketPants January 7, 2020
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Clown Pants

To urinate on yourself or one other's pants whilst drinking.
Goddamn, I'm so drunk I've pissed on myself and Chris's pants simultaneously giving each other a wicked pair of clown pants!
by The JZA & The RZA August 25, 2004
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scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.
She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.
by Snowplower March 24, 2017
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Zero Pants Thirty

The time that you must appear dressed and presentable on a company Zoom call. Te time you have to brush your hair and put on real clothes, not pajamas.
I have a customer update at 7 AM. Zero Pants Thirty is early today.
by SnowPatrol October 19, 2021
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