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James Island Charter High School 

Shitty school where they'll get you for the stupidest shit. Guidance sucks ass. The librarians are bitches and you'll get kicked out for sneezing. The pizza from the cafeteria tastes like ball sweat. Every time you open the bathroom door at lunch a big ass cloud escapes but dont worry juul enthusiasts cause the teachers never go in there. Make sure you bring hand sanitizer though cause the nicotine addicts always block the fucking sinks. Whenever they search your bags its like theyre looking for the map to el dorado but they suck at finding juuls. As long as you slip it down one of your binders youre good just make sure it doesnt fall out when you open it in class. There are always condoms, pods, and loose bags of cheez its in the school parking lot. By god, don't eat lunch in the senior courtyard or a seagull will swoop down and steal your shitty ass fries. The pep rallies suck and the football team doesn't know how to play. There's so many fights you can't tell who's weave is on the ground and the fire alarm goes off at least once a week. Also, don't be surprised if you find some pictures of Mia Khalifa laying around.
Yee Yee boy 1: "Hey you wanna rev our trucks in the student parking lot at James Island Charter High School?"

Yee Yee boy 2: "Yeah, can't wait to kiss my dad on the lips after school today. You got any more mango pods?"

Yee Yee boy 1: "Hell yeah Coach Baldwin hooked me up with some."
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New Jersey high five 

When a gentleman ejaculates into his hand prior to shaking hands with another man.
Before I quit my job I made sure to give my boss the New Jersey high five.

Bethlehem Catholic High School 

A cat piss colored building filled mostly with pretentious entitled a**holes. If you’re not a dealer or don’t play a sport, just give up. Every once in a while, you’ll get an athlete that’s also a band kid, and they’re like a unicorn. Rare breed. The kids at this school are so bad that the freshmen literally gutted a bathroom. Sinks, toilets, stall doors, soap dispensers, air dryers...gone. Never to be seen again. If you find yourself stuck in this building, leave immediately.
Person 1: Doesn’t he go to Bethlehem Catholic High School?
Person 2: Yeah, stay away from him.

Kingsrove North High School 

Kingsrove North is a high school filled with Mama's Boys, snitches and ugly kunts.

Nearly all the girls are overweight, they almost all have pizza faces or weird hairstyles and they act like wannabe mean girls only they are so transparent and their sarcasm is about as great as an eight year old's sarcasm and the girls in this school lack the charisma and physical attractiveness thar the real mean girls had.

Most of the guys are closet poofters but they still ask girls (they asked my older sister for nudes)

for nude photos but then they say to each other they never asked for the girl to send photos to them and that she just "sent it without them prompting her" then after they get naked photos from girls (they obviously aren't into) because
they go right to the stupid ill educated unaware teachers the moment someone sends them nudes and then they get the cops to charge the girl they ask for nudes.

The students are nothing but ugly ass Liars that come from sheltered homes but they listen to rap music on their instagram stories just to seem "in sync" with the rest of normal teens that Don't snitch on anyone. Kingsrove North is filled with tryhard snitches.
If you are any aged anywhere between

12-19

Don't go to kingsrove north high school unless you want to get snitched on.
The students there are retarded and ugly and always post weird attention seeking shit on tiktok that gets next to no views so why the fuck do they even bother? dude.

william pitcher junior high 

Fucking shit ass schol, i hope it burns to the ground. All the teachers are fuckjing gay faggots and its just a shit place top generally be in. Also the students are either fucking retarded or have big ass forehads, their names usally start with J, and last name starting with CRA. This school is BOOTY
Travis: bro im going too WIlliam Pitcher Junior High next year
Scott: damn bro i feel bad for u kys
Travis? its really that bad?
Scott: Yes you should kys now and come back alive later
Travis: okay

Unity Jr. High 

"Gang-free" my ass. Smfh
Principals-"Unity Jr. High school is a gang free zone."
*gang fight in the hall*
Unity Jr. High by Th0t.$lay3r October 5, 2019

Eisenhower High School 

A dingy ass wanna be "rich school". All the girls date DSL guys, vape their little juuls, and wear crocs and Birkenstocks. And all the guys do is get caught smoking in the bathrooms, ask for pics/bps 24/7 and wear big puffy coats. Everyone is high all the time but at this point they don't care. As of right now they only care about is lanyards. The school smells like ass 1/2 the time at the point where you would want to throw up. Also the teachers are trash and trash at catching us vaping in the class. We had a great football team 2 seasons ago, now it's kinda trash. The others teams are above average.
Girl 1: I found you a Utica guy
Girl 2: ew no, I only date DSL guys
Girl 1: what why?
Girl 2: Because we go to Eisenhower High School