Hairy Hamburg 

When a man is being treated to a Rusty Trombone by a moderately overweight woman and will not let her cease the anal cunillingis until she recites the Duke Fight Song, followed by a prompt and accurate spelling of the word Krzyewski, spoken directly into the rectum.

The bitch's below-average Rusty Trombone turned into an orgasmic Hairy Hamburg when she began to belted out a jizz-dropping rendition of "Fight Bue Devils."

Hairy Hamburg by Jeigh Billuss March 18, 2009

Hairy Parrot 

Place your penis and/or balls upon the shoulder of your passed out or sleeping friend. Serves as a safer/less demeaning/more sanitary alternative to the traditional tea-bag.

"Hey, Ben's passed out in the tub with puke on his face. I want to shame him, but I'm afraid of getting vom on my balls. What should I do?"

"How about you give him the ol' Hairy Parrot instead?"

"Brilliant!"

Hairy Parrot by mcgroundsloff May 7, 2010

Hairy M & M 

A disgusting or unpleasant surprise, like finding a hairy M & M half way through the bag.

I was dry heaving like I just found a hairy M & M.

Hairy M & M by FuzzyDuffer November 22, 2011

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

hairy biscuit by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

Hairy Popsicle

When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.

Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..

Hairy Popsicle by titty_bitch August 18, 2016

A Hairy Cookie 

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

A Hairy Cookie by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

Harrasing 

Disturbing people distastefully,saying or doing unpleasent things..

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

Harrasing by LiteratOurist Melih December 28, 2009