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silver douche bag

A person that is thinks highly of themselves and looks down at the poor. George Carlin called Barbra Bush this after she said "Almost everyone I’ve talked to says we're going to move to Houston...What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in Texas. Everyone is
so overwhelmed by the hospitality. And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this (she chuckles slightly) is working very well for them." She may as well said let them eat cake. I never understood why the French cut off Marie Antoinette's head until Barbara Bush said this!!!
Most Republicans and the aristocracy are silver douche bags
by someguy563 December 2, 2005
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Dip Douche

The term used to describe a person who claims to have chewed tobacco many times before, yet vomits after the act of a dip.
"Dude Matt just puked! He's such a dip douche"
by Mikey Mac44 November 18, 2009
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Pepe Le Douche

Another version of douchebag. you can also shorten it to PLD. but why make it shorter when you could make it longer and really give it to 'em with Pepe Le Douchebag.
That Jeff is such a PLD.

Don't even get me started on that Pepe Le Douche!

Kevin, you're what the french like to call, A Pepe Le Douchebag.
by abbycdiddy June 3, 2009
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Grade A Douche

Someone who is acting like an extreme douche.
Robert: Hey, do you know that guy in our class who wont shut up?
David: Yea, he's a real Grade A Douche
by ParksfromNafo September 15, 2011
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guy le douche

An 'insulting' name, often spoken to get somebody's attention. It was started by the TV show MXC (Most Extreme Elimination Challenge), in which a character named Guy le Douche appears.
Are you listening to me? Hey, Guy le Douche!
by Nicolai July 2, 2004
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vaginal douche

Vaginal douche is a special device designed for cleaning the interior of vagina with the stream of water.
The bathroom is occupied, mom is again using her vaginal douche.
by tadejp August 24, 2016
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Bluetooth Douche

Bluetooth Douche; Noun. Most common uses: in reference to an individual persistently wearing the aforementioned Bluetooth device whether in use or not. A Bluetooth Douche may require constant attachment to Bluetooth device in order to compensate for lack of confidence, lack of wealth or lack of sexual prowess. When said Bluetooth device is active the Bluetooth Douche will ensure you've noticed him or her using device by yelling loudly into open air or discussing intimate details loudly and in great detail. Female Bluetooth Douches will often time pull hair back away from face so as to be sure the device, that most likely matches their phone, is seen. Male Bluetooth Douches will often wear a pair of sunglasses (see Sunglasses Douche),in situations not requiring sunglasses, to draw attention to the device as well. The Bluetooth Douche is considered a nuisance and form of pestilence and research has shown that Bluetooth Douchiness is a growing epidemic. Scientists confirm that by the year 2020 the world will be run by Bluetooth Douches.

See also: Bluetooth Ass
Carol: Gawd...he's so full of himself. He's not even attractive! What's the point of constantly wearing that thing? No one wants to talk to him.

Joanne: He's such a Bluetooth Douche.
by Professor Graves October 18, 2008
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