Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

excessive cum

When it is just too much cum.

too much excessive cum

by nylonthingy December 24, 2022

Cum Broth

When a man fucks a woman in the vagina and finishes, causing some semen to leak out from the vagina onto the crotch/pelvic area as a sticky white frothy substance.

Me and Mikaela had such good sex last night that there was some Cum Broth.

by Rionox December 31, 2022

cum phone

A cum phone is when Alyssa touches her phone to type with the hand she uses to masterbate, while in the middle of masturbation.

Alyssa you have a cum phone.

by lolpooperaiz April 16, 2023

Cum Crab

When the cum recipient gets your man-goo on their hands, then proceeds to pinch their fingers and thumb together, imitating a crab claw, and walks sideways out of the room.

Jenna is so crazy she did the cum crab after sex while my parents were staying over.

by Bambamjimmyjam May 6, 2023

cum cruise

that joseph mf

bro is literally cum cruise in the flesh

by notanotheryomommajoke May 16, 2023

Cum ball

Australia crickets answer to Bazball. Between King Usman and Davey dumb dumb opening up, the inbred bros in the middle, ass eater travis being the best batsmen in the world, bad man cam being shit at everything except gully fielding, led by captain cumshot and backed up by half volley Starc and the hunk of sex Boland and being finished off by the GOAT Lyon.

England may have Bazball, but Australia is playing great Cum Ball

by theflyingk1w1 July 2, 2023