Crack-lit

A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget

Hey, look at that dumb crack-lit lets break his legs

by Matt stoney October 19, 2022

crack in the alter

Broken marriage

There's a crack in the alter

by anonymous August 1, 2022

crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.

Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.

by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017

crack check

A means of fact-checking someone's story to ensure they are not smoking crack.

Daniel's proposal seems a bit ambitious. Maybe we should crack check him.

by harrylepotter August 22, 2019

Cracking

To have sexual intercourse with someone, typically with the person you're talking about on the bottom

"We ALL cracking that cute femboy right gang"

by Freakyrowan July 26, 2025

Crack head mom

A single mom that’s been single for so long she acts like both the mom and the dad.

My mom yelled at me about changing my oil in my car and twenty minutes later calmly let me know “dinner is ready I hope you have your appetite!” She’s such a crack head mom.

by Shegruwell December 20, 2018

festival crack

That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.

"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"

"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."

by A goat with a mission March 5, 2021