personality boner

When someone is turned on for ones personality not their looks

Ethan got a personality boner for Abbey

by Baller57 February 4, 2017

permanent boner

A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner

"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''

by Bellend slap May 2, 2018

Boner Room

it is an adequate space left between two guys for the dark knight to rise who are sitting on a bike

don't come near me , leave some boner room

by eroserer March 7, 2022

OCD boner

The excitement felt when every detail is in perfect order.

Hed spent days making sure everything was just right. As he completed the project and stepped back to admire his work he was overcome with an OCD boner

by KD Dirt August 8, 2024

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022

chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

Hood boner

When the hood of your sweatshirt is inside out and looks like an erect penis in underwear.

Ew! Get rid of that hood boner! You're in public!

by GettinDickered March 15, 2019