
when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
by reaganaut October 7, 2011

When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.
Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."
by gasti phunk April 16, 2017

When somebody rubs their cock and it turns so hard that it makes the girls so wet it starts spraying cum everywhere
by ravanelli pula in curu lu gras May 11, 2025

by Baller57 February 4, 2017

cat boner happens when ur cat gets happy, and their tail gets straight, seemingly erect, similar to a human dick
I just came home and my cat got a major cat boner. I think he takes after me when i look at anime tiddies
by dedflatboi77 November 26, 2022

by Igor1021 September 12, 2021
