by bestognigga August 26, 2011
Get the uno ball mug.To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.
Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020
Get the Kalpa Balls mug.When two males go head-to-head in a ball-off they squeeze their opponents testicles progressively harder until one of the competitors gives up, making his opponent the winner of the ball-off.
(Ricky firmly grabs Randy by his ball-sack)
Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.
You think I wanna bang you? Come on!
Randy: You wanna have a ball-off?
Ricky: I do wanna have a ball-off.
You think I wanna bang you? Come on!
by Whodini September 6, 2020
Get the Ball-off mug.adj. A phrase used to convey that one thing is really amazing. One may add the word "respectfully" while using the term to indicate politeness.
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Get the Penis Balls mug.n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.
2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.
3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"
4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.
5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.
2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.
3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"
4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.
5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
by SuperCameron March 29, 2003
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