ur mom

ur mom is a fat being /j

ur mom

by jeldens July 4, 2022

ur mom

An insult

dude - so what did you do last night?
other dude - ur mom.

by itotallyhaveanawesomename December 10, 2019

Ur mum

Fat

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?

by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019

ur room is boring

What a girl says if she wants a guy to send dick pics

"Ur room is boring"

"i'm too tired to send dick pics srry"

by little yeety October 18, 2017

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue

Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box

by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021

Ur mom

The woman or ...... Man? That birthed you .... LOLLLLLLLLL

Dang ur mom is weird.

by Why_not_lol November 1, 2020

ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.

idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.

by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020