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ur mom

ur mom is a fat being /j
ur mom
by jeldens July 4, 2022
mugGet the ur mommug.

ur mom

dude - so what did you do last night?
other dude - ur mom.
by itotallyhaveanawesomename December 10, 2019
mugGet the ur mommug.

Ur mum

It’s simple: fat. What more do you deman from ur mum?
by TheRunawayWagon March 24, 2019
mugGet the Ur mummug.

ur room is boring

What a girl says if she wants a guy to send dick pics
"Ur room is boring"

"i'm too tired to send dick pics srry"
by little yeety October 18, 2017
mugGet the ur room is boringmug.

Tongue Punch ur Fart Box

To jab/stab someone multiple times in their anal cavity with your tongue
Hooker: Baby please don’t go there

Chaz: Why not I just wanna tongue punch ur fart box
by Fuckthatnoise October 4, 2021
mugGet the Tongue Punch ur Fart Boxmug.

Ur mom

The woman or ...... Man? That birthed you .... LOLLLLLLLLL
Dang ur mom is weird.
by Why_not_lol November 1, 2020
mugGet the Ur mommug.

ur mom

specifically used as a sly response to people asking questions u don't know the answer to.
idiot #1: hey Joe, what's the state capital of Nebraska?
smarter idiot #2: ehem... ur mom.
by muahahahahhahaaaa ur mum April 12, 2020
mugGet the ur mommug.

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