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Kind, sensitive man with great hair and totally not a womanizer. Very responsible and kind. Wife will be very american. First name usually donald
You see the president, that is a hunky trumpy.
Trump by llamacorn303 November 28, 2016

Donald Trump 

(Noun) A type of fuck stain that occurs when a willing straight man's obsolete butthole is filled with a premium blend of rusty Pennies, Iguana bones, motor oil, Vaseline, Maggots, Ghost Peppers and PCP while another straight man willingly yet forcefully mashes the ingredients together with his salty throbbing flesh covered glue blaster and simultaneously chews a Cobra Pancreas in half while spitting venom onto his own raging dick with each violent ass crushing thrust nonchalantly on a fucking Tuesday.
"Er mah gerd Hun is that Hershey's Syrup on the base of your cock?" "Nah babe it's just a stain I got from being on the giving end of a dick to ass consultation." " Er mah gerd Hun that is sooo hot. I am dripping with wetness now can I please devour that stain?" " Go ahead Hun and lick Donald Trump off the D." church republican democrat ted cruz donald trump iguana tuesday

Trump 2020 

a saying that an educated person would say when they want Donald Trump to win the 2020 election.
Libtard: Eeew you're homophobic and racist because you support racist orange man.
Republican: Trump 2020 biotch 🖕🏻🖕🏻
Trump 2020 by thateducatedrepublican November 27, 2020

Ronald McDonald Trump 

Donald Trump and all his stupid campaign plans.

Can also be used as Ronald McDonald Trumping, to take a funny-shaped and smelly shit
A: Did you hear what Ronald McDonald Trump said in his campaign rally?
B: Yeah, he's got some big plans for someone with a small penis.

Donald Trump 

A trash bag of racial slurs with cheese whiz on top
Guy 1: Hey, you wanna here a joke!
Guy 2: Sure!
Guy 1: Donald Trump's presidential campaign!
Donald Trump by coolguy74 November 14, 2015
Adjective; a rich asshole (taken from a famous man who is a very wealthy jerk)
"That Trump kid over there brought a backpack filled with KFC for lunch but won't share with anybody, even though he can't possibly eat an entire backpack filled with fried chicken."
trump by T-W January 7, 2007