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Chris Bryant

Digging a hole, knowing you've already gone too deep but you keep digging because to stop would draw attention to your complete lack of knowledge, bad decisions and general failings.
First coined 1st August 2021 when UK Member of Parliament Chris Bryant was repeatedly and mercilessly burned on Twitter. Even long-time adversaries of the MP begged him to come off the social media platform after he alleged that Pinochet was a communist.

Undeterred, the MP went on to make such a fool of himself that the phrase "Doing a Chris Bryant" was used.
Having a Bryant - When you are in over your head, but you keep digging while pretending you know what you doing.

Boss to Painter. : "You know this wall was supposed to be blue, why did you paint it yellow, then proceed to paint the house, your car, and the old lady sitting on the bench outside?.. Did you paint that baby's face!? "

Painter: "I knew it was wrong, but people were watching! I just kept on going, as if that was all planned. People looked horrified when I was painting people and dogs and cars, but I just had a Chris Bryant moment. I literally couldn't stop being a prick. I was waiting for someone to take the brush off me, but they never did."
by Dic Penderyn August 1, 2021
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Chris

My friend Chris can’t spell Gatorade so he is a dumbass
by Apple juice 1 May 13, 2023
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Chris Keinplan

An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......
yeah Chris Keinplan is a fucking dick
by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017
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Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022
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1Insidegamer Chris

boy 1: omg i'm so gay
boy 2: you mean 1insidegamer Chris?
by Rem_ July 17, 2022
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chris abou faissal

Chris abou faissal is known to be annoying but will always have the time to listen to your problems with his big ears. Whenever his smile appears, your’s quickly disappears.
When you need him the most, he always disappoints. He MIGHT look cute from the outside, but under his juicy lips, a gap between his teeth
by anonymousman1123345 July 28, 2024
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Chris

A Chris comes in two forms. On of them being very nice and chill towards people and the other being a neutral person. The second one is most interesting as some people will call him scary or psychotic but he would disagree. If you anoy him once or twice he will form an unbreakable hatred for you until you have paid the price. The same can be said if you are one of his friends girlfriends, because he doesn't have any friends that are girls. His favourite interrogation method is kicking you in the shinns if you don't give him the correct answer. Why he is like this, noone knows, but be careful because he will always have a bayonet on him somewhere...
Girl 1- you should ask out chris
Girl 2-which type is he
Girl 1-the second type
Girl 2-yeah...rather not die today
by Soviet of iraq December 12, 2019
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