kairiki bear

A really good VOCALOID producer. Makes banger songs such as Venom (Vflower) and Angel (Meika Mikoto)

"Have you listened to the new kairiki bear song???"
"Yeah! It's called STARLY START and it's such a banger"
"Could listen to it for 2 hours straight"

by kurukur June 5, 2023

bear-chooser

A bear-chooser is a woman who would choose the bear over a man, in the in the viral social-media debate, "Man or bear" in which women consider whether they would prefer to be alone in the woods with a man or a bear.

Whoopi: I'm going with the bear also because the bear will not shoot me.
man: Oh, so you're a bear-chooser.

by artist6000 November 30, 2024

Smokey the bear

The act of smothering an unwanted sexual advance by throwing dirt on the person and smacking them with a shovel

If Karen can't take a hint, I'm gonna have to smokey the bear her

by Cottlestonpie March 25, 2019

Care Bears

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.

Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!

by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

Gummy Bear Ass Nigga

A soft ass nigga also known as a simp

Grizzly: Can I get you anything? You need some more water anything you need i gotchu.

Barry: You a gummy bear ass nigga

by GOD OF ALL THINGSS July 16, 2021

Pretty bear

A pretty bear is an extremely sexy, big, bearded, man that usually plays a brass instrument

Damn, that guy is such a pretty bear

by Bearm July 11, 2016

Sex Teddy bear

: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman

: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality

Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear”

by Chief Kennedy October 23, 2020