Pockets Guacamole

As mentioned in the song Argue by TonyP
To have alot of money in your pockets

Aye Tony P what’s good!
Tony P : Pockets guacamole

by Anonymous1226363637 March 7, 2022

Pocket

A tool attached to every male set of jeans. Mainly used for straightening/scratching your dick or balls. Does not come with clothing attributed to women.

"Look he's got his hands in his pockets!"

"Look at him, he probably is doing something secret."

by doc_420 March 8, 2022

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

Pocket pal

A tactile stress relieving fidget toy specifically designed to help you find your smile hand made out of glass.

If I ever need a quick smile or some stress relief I know I can always count on my Pocket Pal to provide.

by Sir W. Played. March 25, 2022

pocket crabs

Like secret pocket sand but with crabs

The enemy had me down on the ground but I remembered. I reached deep into my pockets. "pocket crabs!" He was blinded forever

by Pocket_crabs March 26, 2022

Pocket pals

A fidget toy specifically designed to help you smile. Made out of glass by Eran Park.

When I’m sad I play with my pocket pals and everything just gets better.

by Sir W. Played. March 28, 2022

Pocket Jizz

A tactic employed by Law Enforcement Officers in which the arresting officer/s ejaculate into the pockets of the suspect

Just as I was bringing her in I had to give her some of that pocket jizz

by Atlantican7 March 30, 2022