Doo doo potato

When you run out of toilet paper and all you have left is potato’s

Can you flush a doo doo potato

by Jake Cordes July 8, 2021

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Potato

A legendary food that all should bow down to…

I ate a potato.

by Ducktatoperson November 30, 2017

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My life

"My life is potato"

by PTM2019 January 15, 2019

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Soft potatoe

When the penis goes soft during sex, but they keep trying.

My date was going great until he went all soft potatoes.

My husband got drunk last night and about 5 minutes into sex was just soft potatoes.

by Kay & Bae January 14, 2021

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Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022

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Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

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