Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.

Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money

by anonymous December 10, 2020

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Ass Money Balls

Used to tell someone asking for money or wanting to give money (usually online) to fuck off.

Bot: Hey cutie buy my onlyfans. ;) Limited offer of 80% off for a full month.
You: Bro, ass money balls!

or,
Perv: Hey there, I'm willing to give you a weekly allowance if you give me phone sex and be my online gf.
You: (traumatized) helllllll no ass money balls

by Ray 314329 December 14, 2024

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Money

Money is any item or medium of exchange that is accepted by people for the payment of goods and services, as well as the repayment of loans. Economies rely on money to facilitate transactions and to power financial growth. Typically, it is economists who define money, where it comes from, and what it's worth.

" I paid the cashier some money for my ice cream"
" spare some money"
" Elon Musk has the most money in the world"

by am are james January 8, 2023

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Ice Cream Money

A humorous remark on being wasteful and costing money that was meant for ice cream. Now no one gets ice cream.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.

The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.

by matt000111 February 18, 2024

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Stapella Money

When you obviously make a ton of money. You have so much money you can afford breakfast everyday while living in your sweet downtown apartment. You drive a sweet car and are totally swagged out.

Wow you’re always getting breakfast on the way to work. You gotta be makin that stapella money.

by OnTheList December 29, 2020

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