bush survival

Trying not to gag when eating out a french girl and you succeed by not puking.

Dude I almost died, If I was trained in bush survival.

by Funny_Bone November 20, 2016

the riper the bush, the juicier the berry

a cute phrase meaning, the older/more mature the female, the riper her bush (pubic hair), the juicier the berry- the more sexual experience (the juice) she is theoretically bound to have.

Craigslist post: is it a crime, if i am a 16 year old virgin guy, to ask an experienced girl, age 20-25, to decougar me?

Response : dear op, yes it is a crime, you should not only look for cougars, i.e women IMHO ages 35-45, you should also learn, and lolz, assimilate the concept of 'the riper the bush, the juicier the berry'.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2013

Bush doof trifecta

When at a bush doof (party in the bush) you have sexual relations with three different women at SEPERATE times through the night. How or when it is done does not matter aslong as it is achieved by dawn. “Extra credit if not found out by said women till completed” (not a necessity)

Craig- “oii Damien did you hear that jocko pulled off a BUSH DOOF TRIFECTA with sally, amber and summer last night”

Damien- “what a unit”

by Uncle Duds April 26, 2022

Hard bushing

The vigorous yet gentle rubbing of two or more girthy mustache.

We were hard bushing near a grassy knoll.

by Vealson June 10, 2024

Bush Push

The act of pushing a fellow hiker into the bushes. Subsequently, results range from angry bewilderment to first degree murder.

Ben managed to bush push every one of his friends off Burnt Mountain but spared Dan so he could still have burgers and hotdogs back at the truck.

by Bdawg1010 April 24, 2022

Bush

In reference to Gearge W Bush, 43rd President of the United States.
He did 9/11

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams, Bush did 9/11

by KantoChaos July 21, 2017

awkward bush

A bush that needs to be trimmed up... ALOT.

She had such an awkward bush, it gave me rugburn.

by ascott11 January 23, 2011