Brown Wendy

When a mobile phone is inserted in the anus and rang.

oh yeh...... Shove that N95 hard up there and ring me till i dribble...... Give me a 'Brown wendy' till i weep.

by bambarino December 1, 2010

Brown Excitement

The act of popping a boner while taking a dump.

Man, i had major Brown Excitement last night!

by curley19 May 14, 2011

brown gift

The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces

I made a brown gift for them it went all in there hair

by hohoholyshit April 19, 2009

brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.

I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.

by lance ap May 25, 2008

malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.

Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.

by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014

Brown Noting

The act of slipping someone a note whilst they are making a brown in the toilet.

Often played in the workplace when you notice a colleague enter the toilets. A dangerous game to play if the person behind the door turns out not to be the intended recipient of said note.

Alex: What's Kyle doing following Martin into the toilets like that?

Richard: He's probably "Brown Noting".

by b00mdr1ve8y November 22, 2013

Gentleman's Brown

Poo, shit, scat, etc. A term for those who have a sophisticated dodo. The art of pooping. A noble shit of high ranking reserved for the finest of brown town.

'I'm off for a Gentleman's Brown'
'I do hope it is... Gentle.'

by jenjenjaroo December 16, 2016