Granny Ass

Granny ass - One with a severe absense of "Junk In That Trunk". It can often be traced back to the looks of an elderly womans hind quarters which may be flat and not what might be reffered to as "eye candy".

Man Steves new girlfriend has real granny ass.

by J.A.G. January 1, 2006

ass thatch

A thick hair on anal region, bum hair, ass warmer

man that girls got ass thatch

by nick December 7, 2003

punk-ass

weak, loser, one unworthy of respect.

The Golden State Warriors are just punk-ass bitches.

by Jim May 6, 2003

ass pump

A long penis up the ass.

Deuce asked a man in the bar for an ass pump

by Solid Snake October 21, 2004

ass clown

an unmitigated fool or jerk; a sad sack; a tool or goof.

Let's face it, the guy's an ass clown!

by weave March 19, 2003

shit ass

1. A hillbilly term used to define someone undesirable.
2. Also can refer to someone's ass, when covered in shit.

1.
Jethro: Bill Bob come over here and help me plant some of these Bush for president signs over yander!
Billy Bob: I'm in the union, I'm voting Democratic.
Jethro: Well Shit! Yer nothin' but a shit ass demoncrat!

2. When I crapped my pants at walmart, everyone said I had a shit ass.

by LarryF July 23, 2008

Ass Burgaler

The Hamburgaler's twin brother, and the sole reason for Grimace's unfortunate name.

The Ass Burgaler pounded Grimace in the ass until until he turned that frown upside down.

by Sparkss August 30, 2006