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Kalpa Balls

To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.
Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020
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ball wedgy

When you fart so passionately that the resulting negative pressure created in your anus is sufficient to suck your balls into your rectum.
Phil: Yo I heard Steve's balls ain't dropped yet

Marissa: Nah he just gave himself a ball wedgy.
by ivefallenandicantgetup September 18, 2016
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Text Balls

When a person who has no confidence or courage in the real world, gains the courage to speak their mind when texting.
John's mad at me but he only has the balls to say it to me through text. He has text balls.
by Oh Sigh Wrist December 18, 2011
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uno ball

is a term used to describe a man with one ball gone or one ball up and the other hanging down.
Girl, that guy's uno ball was nasty! I left as soon as I saw it!
by bestognigga August 26, 2011
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ping-ball

n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.

2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.

3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"

4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.

5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Hey dude, let's go play ping-ball at the rec unless somebody else has the court.
by SuperCameron March 29, 2003
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Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
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thick balls

Thick balls:
A person who has done something absolutly insane, but perfectly.

Someone who has thick balls is a impressive figure of a man, who can acomplish the hardest of task and make it look easy.
My man paul will wander through a strip club raining cocaine without batting a eye. Man that guys got thick balls.
by Idiotcarl September 18, 2016
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