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My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.
Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."
by Hym Iam March 3, 2025
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Money Spider

Clever little spiders which have captured the attention of those who INFLUENCE the people of this world to spend their money on shit they do not need...
The tiny Money Spider on the face of the $1 bill is meant to protect the Movers and Shakers from being discovered....
by IAmLeeQ666 September 9, 2020
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Meat Money

Money used by some dik or smitz to buy a well hung male prostitute when he needs a brutal pounding.
Danny made some meat money today. He's gonna get that ass pounded, tonight!
by steamingkoil June 20, 2017
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Lazing on a G-spot money spurt.

Person who enjoys a strong, steady income for which he doesn't have to work. 'G-spot' here relating to a brawny and prolific current or stream or vein or artery - as in the mining or oil-rigging industry - the lucky son of a bitch has financially struck. The most descriptive metaphor here being probably nerve.
Ashley is found by his suit and tie-wearing friends on a weekday reclining beside his pool. After upbraiding him jealously for his indolence, which he clearly can afford, his friends, just before leaving, and vowing snippily never to visit him again, mutter among themselves that not everybody is 'lazing on a G-spot money spurt.'
by Bleypunkt April 29, 2009
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Money

When women try to come up with something just as sexist as 'dishwasher' to get men that didnt do anything mad so they call them, 'money.'
Tracey: "Hey that bill over there is such a money."
Nill: "Wait isn't that just as sexist as dishwasher?"
Tracey: "Shut up bitch, no one treats us feminists like equals
by ARandomGuy96 January 23, 2021
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Money assbeater

Someone who has a lot of money and thinks he is the shit but if there were ever confrontation he would get his ass beat.
That guy with that hot chick is a total "money assbeater". I would kick his ass and take his girl anytime.
by Shmeeeeeeeeee February 23, 2011
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Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb
When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back
by beriemycockner@y June 25, 2022
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