two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 27, 2017

duck fucker

a person that fucks ducks

person 1: what us
person 2: your mums gay
person 1: fuck you, you duck fucker!

by Crunchy_Chris January 01, 2021

Duck Fucker

A guy who is sexually attracted to ducks, wants to smash a duck and believes that some ducks are thiccc.

Guy- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Guy2- "Guy is a duck fucker."

by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 03, 2020

Duck Fucker

A person, usually single and fucking ugly, who fucks ducks; An ugly person who fucks ugly fucking hoe sluts.

Hey look, it’s the duck fucker, Jimmy Fat Jingle!

by iwanttocommitneckrope October 30, 2018

Shit duck

a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.

It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both

Oliver looks like the shit duck

by perfectattic December 01, 2022

Duck em

To drown someone in a pool of their own tears as an act of revenge

I was sick and the construction workers next door wouldn’t stop making noise so I had to duck em

by Gutt3rboy January 27, 2022

Rubber Duck

Exactly 62 beers

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?

by Ramming1500 June 08, 2025