the timmer
A sexual form of Kama Sutra where one man has three women on top of him and they are each having much fun.
the timmer by alex ruch February 10, 2005
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The Terry Thomas
The act of ejaculating up a partner's anus, then having it fired on to the face with ferocious wind, whilst one screams "You Bounder!"
The Terry Thomas by Clarence Poncington Smythe 3rd December 15, 2008
the teary eyed knob wash
its when you take a real classy girl to a love movie ie the notebook, and while she crying at the saddest part in the movie, you get her to jerk you off, using her tears as lubricant.
the teary eyed knob wash by shallowthoughtsby AB March 3, 2009
The truthurts
The truthurts by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
the tango tarango
sex performance,when your completely wasted from alcohol,get her doggystyle,while your smoking a blunt(marijuana rolled cigar)while using her back as a ashtray.while she takes a shot of patron,then you give her the blunt so she can hit it,and you take a shot of patron.
to perform this ''tango tarango'' you will need breakdancing reflex's or some type of balancing skills.
once the male is about to ejaculate ,u squirt it in her mouth and let her chase it down with a shot of patron to call it a night.
remember,it takes 2 to tango !
to perform this ''tango tarango'' you will need breakdancing reflex's or some type of balancing skills.
once the male is about to ejaculate ,u squirt it in her mouth and let her chase it down with a shot of patron to call it a night.
remember,it takes 2 to tango !
the tango tarango by mr tarango February 21, 2011
The Trump Merkin
When a shemale gathers up the hair clippings after Mr. Trump gets a haircut. She then uses the hair clippings to create a delightful merkin which can be worn to cover the genital area. Then, the shemale proceedes to lure an unsuspecting heterosexual male into her lair. During sexual arousal, the shemale's phallus protrudes through the hair of the trump merkin, as she exclaims with vigor and joy..."MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"
I took girl home this weekend expecting to have sex with her, but she surprised me with the trump merkin and ruined the moment.
The Trump Merkin by Dr. Infant February 3, 2017