Southeastern

Southeastern: (n)
The biggest fuckery to grace the earth since BOD's birth. Seriously though, they are the leading cause of cancer (and tourettes in Brendan's case) and deserve to be sent to the deepest depths of hell

Guy 1: man my train was cancelled today and they only gave me 90p in return. Fuck southeastern!
Guy 2. I think they gave you cancer as well mate...

by Kemsing531 May 14, 2017

Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver

The act of inserting a colleagues' pc mouse into the own vagina in order to show dominance over that bitch.

Colleague A: "E. is being a real snitch again!"
Colleague B: "Guess it's time for another Southern Brunswick Mouse Maneuver."

by Albfred July 20, 2017

South Jersey Cum Toss

When one attempts to bust on a partners face, but ends up tossing the cum directly over the partner and onto the floor, bed, etc.

Sharqueshwa: "I was totally ready to take Jondineristh's load on my face, but he South Jersey Cum Tossed it and left me totally disappointed and with a stained mattress"

by American OG August 8, 2017

Southern Fountain

In the tradition of the Roman Fountain, this position starts with a man standing while receiving a blowjob from a girl in a seated position. The girl, while pleasuring her man, should also be breast feeding her child giving the Roman Fountain a uniquely southern twist. In southern tradition, the child does not necessarily have to belong to the gentleman.

Dude, my balls are killing me. I've got to get some satisfaction but my girl is constantly breast feeding our newborn. Player, have her give you a Southern Fountain while she's feeding then that'll take care of both issues at once.

by Beaner 1 August 22, 2017

south pole sprinkler

It is when whipped cream is inserted into anus of a recipent, and someone else goes to retract the cream, while recipent pushes said cream in a spraying fashion while gargaling cream...

Her face is ready for the south pole sprinkler..

Defined by Because We're Men

by BECAUSE WE'RE MEN August 23, 2017

Southie juice box

A box of wine with a straw or spigot for your drinking convenience.

Popular in the South Boston (aka Southie) of Boston, MA

Look at that lush walking around the party with a Southie juice box.

by SnowMiser26 September 19, 2017

southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.

I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.

by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017