shit im gonna run out of battery

what you say when your device is at 2% battery holy shit

jamie: "hey wanna chat?"
josh: "no my battery is at fucking 2% my device is gonna fucking die shit im gonna run out of battery"
jamie: "im actually osama bin laden back from death and my hiding spot is in your mom"

by grpo January 30, 2025

hit and run

better name for a one night stand

guy1: i had a hit and run with kirra last night

guy2: omg you devious dawg

by fartmomgerer64 July 24, 2024

I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run

This is a common olden saying that was said a lot back in the olden days. I think I heard someone say this one time awhile ago. You'd rather have a horse that could walk to the water, than two horse that'll cost me more in the long run.

Man that reminds me of the saying "I’d rather a good horse that’ll walk to the river, than have to buy 2 bad horses that will ultimately cost more in the long run"

by PPHal December 12, 2023

Blue Milk Run

A term that means “easy” in the star wars universe often used by smugglers and soldiers

“This should be a total blue milk run, kid.”-Kyle Katarn

by ThatOneSceneKid July 21, 2018

When the photocopier runs out of ink

When the photocopier runs out of ink: A phrase used to describe a situation where an imitation or copy is revealed to be unoriginal or counterfeit in nature. This phrase can also be shortened to "The photocopier ran out of ink" and still convey the same meaning. The phrase carries an element of intentional absurdity, as photocopiers do not actually use ink (they use toner).

The etymology of this phrase traces back to March 2025 when the cover art for a rapper's album was mocked online after being exposed as strikingly similar to the cover art of another rapper's album— with only one noticeable difference. The cover art for rapper Doeshii's album depicted her holding an alligator while sitting in a single-seater sofa, against a faded monochromatic backdrop. The online mockery began when the image was compared to the cover art for a song by the rapper Shah, which featured him holding his pet alligator, sitting in a single-seater sofa, against a faded monochromatic backdrop. The only notable difference was that Doeshii's image featured an albino alligator, leading to the meme captioned "When the photocopier runs out of ink," in reference to the lack of pigment in her cover art's alligator.

Snugglington and Sunny are at an art gallery observing its owner insist a painting is an original, until a patron, on closer inspection, finds a stamp on the painting that says "Authentication denied. This is a Replica," prompting Snugglington to mockingly say "When the photocopier runs out of ink"

by JesusChristsDad March 18, 2025

run thy pockets

A slang used in todays time, by americans joking around how the britans use knives and sabres instead of guns.

"Run thy pockets, scallywag!"

by browhatttt December 10, 2023

Running Buddy

A boy cross country member selected by a girl member to be her buddy and go on fun outings together or in groups of other "coupled" running buddies

also the girl running buddy may do whatever she likes to the boy, as long as its not mean. i.e. grabbing their moobs, hugging them, giving them sex hair, or just playing around with them. no hurting them.

also meant to help each other at meets such as holding water and other items for each other. and just generally being helpful

girl "I pick you to be my running buddy!"
boy "okay"
girl "lets go out to eat or something with the other running buddies sometime"

by Gudule#4 September 24, 2009