don't even crack

Slang

Means "don't even get upset" in a strong way.

Don't even crack, fuck Bethany she's a piece of shit.

by Tingle Likes Rupees March 13, 2020

Crack Head

I'm not a lemon is the definition of a crack head

I'm not a lemon's are pretty fucking retarded - Crack Head

by GalaxyTheDev March 15, 2020

Cracked

Cracked is a descriptive word used in FPS games, (normally), to describe a player. It means mechanically skilled or a god.

That kid is cracked bro.

You're fricking cracked.

The sniper is cracked.

Minecraft Skyblock is only a gamemode for cracked players.
That chick in Fortnite is cracked!

by K.O. Boomer March 15, 2020

Crack A Mole

When you tuck your dick behind you and get a "backwards blowjob" and her nose is all up in your ass crack.

"I just wanted a BJ, but she insisted on giving me a Crack a mole instead"

by Micheal Seagram March 19, 2020

Crooked Crack

When a person doesn't have his pants in straight and is moved offset to the right or left.

Tony didn't put his pants on correctly and are off to the side, it looks like he has a crooked crack.

by steammustachio May 31, 2020

Crack plunger

When you put a crack pipe up your nose and a plunger in your asshole

Billy is really addicted to doing crack plungers

by Sloppytoppy zongas June 9, 2020

Crack head Energy

These are the girls on their snap chat stories who always have their hoodies on their head and their tight as fuck, and think kicking a wall is cRaCk HeAd EnErGy and their friends scream it and think it’s “funny”.

“Oh my god Emily don’t their gonna hear us oh my god crack head energy”

by Charboy June 22, 2020