Jake Piper's third law

Jake Piper's third law is extremely simple.

Just remember it.

Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Jake Piper's fourth law

The last of his laws, it states:
There can only be three laws.

The law is a certified law.

Connor: "Hey man, I used Jake Piper's fifth law here and-"
Daniel: "Come on man, use Jake Piper's fourth law. There's no fifth law"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

short law

short law is when if your under 5'4, you get to make fun of tall people. If your 5'5 and a short person calls you tall, then you are considered tall. Short people are aloud to abuse tall people as much as they can because to tall people, they don't appear as a threat.

dude did you try to punch me? i didnt even feel it.

Im short and im aloud to do that. its short law

by soybean101 October 15, 2020

Whittle's Law

Whittle's Law states that the only reason why someone or a group of people would willingly do something which makes themselves look bad is because the only alternatives would make them look even worse.

Using Bill Whittle's Law, we can know that the only reason why the politician admitted to doing cocaine is because if he had denied it then people would have eventually known both that he does cocaine and is a liar to boot.

by Demon Cyborg October 17, 2020

murphy's law

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

by Murphy September 10, 2003

Broderick's Law

If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids.

"If an internet community is insular enough and has access to Photoshop, members of it will start Photoshopping themselves into weird animal hybrids." - @broderick | This is Broderick's Law

by AnWorm July 8, 2022

5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022