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Holy Shid

Holy shid is a care, thought provoking, matchmaking
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holy shid

1. Supreme leader of the Instagram community by the same name. (Also called The Shid or just Shid)
2. A member of that community. (Also known as Holies)
3. A marriage that was arranged through the services of Holy Shid.
You should see what Holy Shid just posted on her page!
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Holy shid

Not A Shadchen, but magically matching up people
Bringing together people from around the globe, uniting them, into one big Shid Fam.
Holy Shid saved my life through a Shid Sesh
by Cuber Patner November 23, 2021
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holly gilmour

stupid slag who has a dirty boyfriend that doesn’t deserve her. she likes to have weeb sex with her silly weenie bf and die off one shot of vodka.
why wasn’t holly gilmour out today?
she was having weeb sex with a male.
by Holasoydora101 November 23, 2021
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Holy Davian Witjaksono

Holy Davian Witjaksono
by Jesus Christ
Davian Witjaksono had always loved cosy Heaven with its bewildered butterflies. It was a place where he felt happy.

He was a holy cocoa drinker with beautiful tail and cute whiskers. His friends saw him as a homeless human. Once, he had even rescued a careful Fabian Witjaksono from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Jesus Christ.
Davian gulped. He was not prepared for Jesus.

As Davian stepped outside and Jesus came closer, he could see the strange glint in his eye.

"Look Davian," growled Jesus, with a holy glare that reminded Davian of holy blue bunny. "It's not that I don't love you, but I want believe in Jesus Christ. You owe me 9497 dollars."

Davian looked back, even more Panji and still fingering the holy sausage. "Jesus, sorry Jesus, I love my family," he replied.

They looked at each other with delighted feelings, like two talented big-tits bunnies singing at a very holy Birthday and two holy uncles beating to the meat.

Davian regarded Jesus's tail and whiskers. "I don't have the funds ..." he lied.

Jesus glared. "Do you want me to shove that holy sausage where the sun don't shine?"

Davian promptly remembered his holy values. "Actually, I do have the funds," he admitted. He reached into his ass. "Here's what I owe you."

Jesus looked wet, his wallet blushing like a tender teapot.

Then Jesus came inside for a nice mug of cocoa.
Holy Davian Witjaksono raped the cow.
by Licht#8577 November 23, 2021
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Hollydave

He is a smart, kind and clever boy. He is an attractive person and friendly guy. He is a loyal type and always love his one with unconditional love. He also a very protective person when around his lover. Then, he is a caring person and not easily to get mad. Somehow, when he gets mad, he uses to forgive easily too. Lastly and not least, he is an amazing person and people love to be around with him.

#HollydaveeHeree
Hollydave
by Hlorinn November 24, 2021
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hollyanna

The stars shine bring in your eyes and your just unique in every way possible, u like to be independent and don’t like to open up but when your do, and make your bf do x
Zakary and hollyanna for made for each other
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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