Hairy M & M

A disgusting or unpleasant surprise, like finding a hairy M & M half way through the bag.

I was dry heaving like I just found a hairy M & M.

by FuzzyDuffer November 22, 2011

hairy biscuit

Another word for a vagina or another way one may describe a hairy vagina.

*Student caught using phone in class*
Teacher: "Give me your phone young lady!"
Student(girl): "Fuck off, you can munch on my hairy biscuit."

by Otaku-desu December 9, 2013

Hairy Popsicle

When a man shaves off part of his pubes, then dips his penis into ice water. He then rolls his penis in the shaved pubes and sticks into the butt hole.

Kaitlyn was actin up, so I gave her a Hairy Popsicle..

by titty_bitch August 18, 2016

A Hairy Cookie

Pour chocolate sauce on her nether regions while she has a carpet (preferably shag) and then go to town on her with your mouth

"Dude I totally did a hairy cookie with my girlfriend last night. Im still finding hair in my teeth"

by Ccb1362 September 29, 2013

Harrasing

Disturbing people distastefully,saying or doing unpleasent things..

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health!

by LiteratOurist Melih December 28, 2009

ed hardy

An incredibly stupid and overpriced (think Hot Topic but even more stupid and over-priced than that) clothing brand worn by hipsters and "starving artists" in Hollywood. The brand is known for it's idiotic and faux hard core "tattoo-print" t-shirts and fucking trucker hats. Ashley Tisdale is a fan, so that should give you some clues as to how credible it is.

Soon-to-be-hipster: I know! Instead of spending my money on some good quality clothes, how about I throw down two hundred dollars for that tacky sweater over at Ed Hardy's?

by thisismealex January 19, 2008

hardy

Normally a stoner of some sort, often not in class for some reason or another.

Yeah, i bet that hardy over there is smokin on that dank shit.

by Billy Joe February 26, 2005