Eaton, Colorado 

A place where unicorns run rampant, and pterodactyls deliver mail.
Hahahah jk! I wish it was that cool...

Really, a small town obsessed with sports, but shows Red Pride in everything we do.
-WARNING: this town is obsessed with jfff.

That Eaton, Colorado! Everyone there wouldn't stop saying jfff! What is wrong with them?

Eaton, Colorado is a boss town! Yeahhh buddy!

Eaton, Colorado by Sitting behind you :P October 12, 2011

Weiner Eater

When a girl grinds her teeth on your weiner while giving you head.

a cheesegrater

Weiner Eater by Chris Toast June 10, 2004

pumpkin eater 

comes from an old nursery rhyme:
“cheater cheater, pumpkin eater”
used to refer to those that cheat, and in more recent times, a person who cheats on their significant other

Halsey recently tweeted “Pumpkin eater” suggesting to her followers that her ex-boyfriend was cheater.

pumpkin eater by molmoney August 4, 2019

Goblin Eater

A nasty vagina that has roast beef for lips, and a penis that comes from within. Fabled to be the dirtiest and most ugly vagina of all time. It has a set of wings, and is known through folk lore to fly into villages and steal all the mens penises by chopping them off with its razor sharp vagina teeth.

"That girl has a goblin eater"

Goblin Eater by lysssassss January 13, 2008

goblin eater

Known as the worlds nastiest vagina, and it has some characteristics of a roast beef sandwich. It has been fabled as a creature that flies into small villages and snaps off the penises of all the men with its razor sharp vagina teeth.

"Stay away from that girl, she has a goblin eater!"

goblin eater by lysssassss January 9, 2009

peach eater

person who eats peaches "juicy pussy" a lot

peach eater

peach eater by kayla_virgo January 7, 2013

eatatorium 

all food establishments in the malls food court

After Tim goes to Spencer's hes goin to the eatatorium

eatatorium by ER85 June 2, 2009