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ping-ball

n. A game played in a raquetball court by three super awesome dudes with a ping-pong ball and 3 ping-pong raquets.
Rules:
1. All players must collide the ball with a wall before play is activated.

2. Once play is activated, the ball must be hit above the "crease line" into the rectangular rectangle in the middle of the court.

3. The smaller rectangular rectangles on the sides of the large rectangular rectangle to not count as "goal zones"

4. The large rectangular rectangle may not be occupied by any one player for more than two steps or three seconds, unless the desired result of steping in the large rectangular rectangle is to block the goal of another, in which case three steps and five seconds are allowed.

5. Play continues until one player has reached a total of eleven points, or until the raquetball court is siezed by large ugly demons possessing human bodies.
Hey dude, let's go play ping-ball at the rec unless somebody else has the court.
by SuperCameron March 29, 2003
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uno ball

is a term used to describe a man with one ball gone or one ball up and the other hanging down.
Girl, that guy's uno ball was nasty! I left as soon as I saw it!
by bestognigga August 26, 2011
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Gucci Balls

The 1-2 hours post-shower during which the male ball sack and taint are free of ball sweat and flatulent debris.
Husband: Hey babe, any chance you could give me a hummer before church.

Wife: Ew! No!

Husband: c'mon honey. These boys are fresh as fuck. Straight up Gucci balls.
by Dr. Alfred Wang October 22, 2018
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Ball Cleavage

When you slightly expose your testicles leaving space between each ball, then lightly pressing your inner thighs, thus simulating fuzzy tits!
Hey, Sausage.... Can I please see your ball cleavage? I really need to cum today!
by MythicalSausage! June 13, 2015
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balls in the trolley

adj. A phrase used to convey that one thing is really amazing. One may add the word "respectfully" while using the term to indicate politeness.
1: "I just passed my exam!"
2: "That is very balls in the trolley, respectfully."
by GorillasEatBiscuits December 22, 2021
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ball it up

To wreck your ride, especially when off-roading.
To literally roll your 4x4 into a ball.
"That dude took his brand new Jeep down the Hammers and really balled it up"
"Man, don't take the red trail or you will ball it up for sure!"
by Goat Rider April 25, 2016
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Jelly Balls

The way to obtain jelly balls is to suffer great blunt force trauma to the nut sack causing you to have internal bleeding in your ball sack. Making your ball sack fill with blood that resembles a bag of jelly.
Herbert Finkle was badly struck in the nuts. Which turned is ballsack to jelly. Giving him a bad case of Jelly Balls.
by pussy cruncher January 5, 2012
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